OK THIS NEEDS TO BE SAID. I FUCKING LOVE ROBERT HEPLER LOWE. I HAVEN’T REALLY MADE IT CLEAR TO MOST PEOPLE. BUT I FUCKING LOVE HIM. AND NOT JUST HIS FACE WHICH IS YES, VERY NICE BUT I LOVE HIM. ALL OF HIM. I MEAN, WHO GIVES A FUCK IF HE DID DRUGS? WHO GIVES A SHIT IF HE MADE TWO SEX TAPES? YES. IT’S TRUE. HE’S FUCKED UP A COUPLE OF TIMES. BUT HE IS CLEAN AND HAS BEEN FOR OVER 20 YEARS. OK PEOPLE??? HE IS A GOOD DAMN PERSON. HE IS A GREAT HUSBAND. A LOVING FATHER. HE GIVES TO CHARITIES. HE’S FUNNY. HE’S KIND. HE’S CARING. HE’S GENEROUS. HE IS A GOOD FUCKING PERSON AND I FUCKING LOVE HIM. OK?????? I’LL SAY IT ONE MORE TIME.
I LOVE ROBERT HEPLER LOWE!

OK THIS NEEDS TO BE SAID. I FUCKING LOVE ROBERT HEPLER LOWE. I HAVEN’T REALLY MADE IT CLEAR TO MOST PEOPLE. BUT I FUCKING LOVE HIM. AND NOT JUST HIS FACE WHICH IS YES, VERY NICE BUT I LOVE HIM. ALL OF HIM. I MEAN, WHO GIVES A FUCK IF HE DID DRUGS? WHO GIVES A SHIT IF HE MADE TWO SEX TAPES? YES. IT’S TRUE. HE’S FUCKED UP A COUPLE OF TIMES. BUT HE IS CLEAN AND HAS BEEN FOR OVER 20 YEARS. OK PEOPLE??? HE IS A GOOD DAMN PERSON. HE IS A GREAT HUSBAND. A LOVING FATHER. HE GIVES TO CHARITIES. HE’S FUNNY. HE’S KIND. HE’S CARING. HE’S GENEROUS. HE IS A GOOD FUCKING PERSON AND I FUCKING LOVE HIM. OK?????? I’LL SAY IT ONE MORE TIME.

I LOVE ROBERT HEPLER LOWE!